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My personal favorite was him responding to a fact check with “I saw it on TV.”

Don’t forget transgender surgery on illegal immigrants. He can’t even keep his strawmen straight.

Would you rather fight one man-sized parrot or 100 parrot-sized men?

She’s dead, Jim.

Just watched it, what it basically boils down to is that nowadays most “comedy” from US conservatives isn’t meant to be funny, it’s meant to “own the libs.” So instead of coming up with witty, valid criticism of Democrats, they do whatever they can to try to get a rise out of them, which leads to a bunch of nonsense that is more concerned with making a political point and upsetting people than it is with actually being funny or even true.

Farrah Fawcett as Faucet: An automatic faucet

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🎶In the not too distant future…🎶

I love Aldi and they’re always the first place I shop, but their selection is a bit limited and the produce is hit-or-miss, at least in my area. Unfortunately around me that only leaves Kroger as the next best option.

Which they seem to be keenly aware of, since the self-checkout you’re forced to use because there’s only ever one staffed register constantly accuses you of theft if you so much as move your bagged groceries. God how I wish I had more grocery options in my area.