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Maybe start by not referring to them as ‘females’ or talking about ‘luring’ them to your room

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He calls it his lair.

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*dungeon

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**fungeon

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Han shot first
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I heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate

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Also in this context being weird and shy counts as nice. You don’t actually have to make any effort!

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And you simply must begin and end every sentence with uWu, obviously.

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Well maybe they’ve gotten enough nice points they can turn them in for one sex?

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Of course! They showered last week and everything!

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“Plus Size Gamer”

Dude, we’re fat or even obese.

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Diabetes Stranding

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morbidly sexy

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Sounds like a great band name

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rubenesque gamer

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Idk why but censoring R*ddit is way funnier than it should be

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It’s the most ****it sentence over ever read

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Oh it’s reddit? I thought it was censoring out a name of a planet.

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Huh I thought it’s a country name.

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Given the image, I first thought it was a sci-fi planet.

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I prefer Re***t

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