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When you have to explain it…

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Is that a codeword for Peter Thiel?

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No, JD Vance did not have sex with a couch

Sounds like something some one who had sex with a couch would say.

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Technically it wasn’t sex.

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That was what he said. To get out of child support payments.

Those poor little footstools are gonna have a hard life when they become chase lounges.

Especially because they’re ugly.

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Won’t someone think of the ottoman?

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The eyeliner helps though.

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Ok, raped a couch. I doubt it could consent.

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I think you have to write “JD Vance did not have sex with a couch once” or else it’s potentially libel.

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Headlines from our current era that would totally baffle people just 10/20/30 years ago.

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Naw. They’ve already come across rule 34.

They’ll just assume we’re freaks, like everyone else

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