Any company that sells bibles should sue the state for uncompetitive processes. This is illegal

Half the voters want to nuke the Middle East. Most voters are stupid and too focused on a single issue.

[Beverly Crusher intensifies]

Congratulations, you are now allergic to grass.

It was an edgy comment.

I went to a live Frozen show and a (male) gay couple were sitting next to me. One was crying his eyes out as he sang along while the other was laughing and filming his partner. Both dudes were big, covered in tattoos, and could kick my ass handily.

It’s a dream. The American people are asleep and will probably die that way.

He’s got the entirety of Fox News and Elon Musk. They’ve been poisoning the voter base for months.

“What am going to do with this pallet of toilet paper I panic bought?!?” - American idiots

[cues Benny Hill theme]