superkret

Yet their bed is so small it doesn’t fit an average Costco shopping haul.

B

5 minutes cause I like a runny yolk.
8 would be just hard boiled.

nooo 😭

Cool 😎
19 hours of sunshine, 0-10 degrees Celsius, windy as fuck, and you better apply the strongest sunscreen you can get 3x a day or you’ll regret it.

I cook my eggs in steam.
I put half an inch of water into a small pot, bring it to a rolling boil, add the eggs and put the lid back on. Works every time, on any stove.

visit America
get shot
bystanders start clapping

All this guy needs to pull ladies is some strong double-sided tape, and a cat.

Let’s make “negligently” a thing instead.

C