Like this:

But replace “Hawaii” with your location.

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What a dumb message. Of course this is not a drill. This is a phone. My drill doesn’t have the means to accept incoming messages.

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This ain’t my dad! This is a cell phone!

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Happy birthday to the ground!

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you need to acquire a better drill then

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Same here. My city’s buildings are not made with missile protection in mind. We don’t even have basements for tornado protection since tornados barely ever happen here. And if an earthquake strikes, you’re basically doomed to live in a tent for the next decade of your life assuming you survive.

I hate Morocco so much.

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Make sure my phone was actually on silent, put ear plugs in and go back to sleep. I’m too fucking tired to try and survive anything more.

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Ah just dump all my cat’s treats in her bowl and probably go lie down.

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Meh. I can still doom scroll in that time. Best use of my time I tell you.

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