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shyguyblue

shyguyblue@lemmy.world
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My childhood never really began. I was a toddler, then i was a mini adult, having to “watch your brother!¡!¡!” everytime my parents wanted to have fun.

I was one of those kids that adults said was “mature for your age”. Except, it wasn’t maturity, it was fear of my parents.

So for me, childhood ended the first time my parents told me to become a third parent for their child.

Yes I’m still bitter about it, so i won’t call out the down votes on this one

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Do people not understand how files work?

Oh honey, imagine trying to tech-support a family of rednecks. Threaten to charge them for services and they’ll stop pretty quick though…

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Google is an advertising company. Vertical integration ftw?

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I want a color e ink tablet the same size and shape as a standard comic book. Why the hell isn’t this a thing already!? We know marvel has b/millions to throw at movies, get us a damn comic book reader!

Think of the subscription fees you could siphon, Marvel! You could sell the entire back catalogue and wouldn’t have to reprint a single thing! I’d happily buy a color tablet with a subscription (that i could easily bypass, like the lock-screen ads on my fire tablet :) if I could experience those golden age comics again, without having to drop a ton of money on collectors items, or worse; reprints.

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No, they bought the lies the tech bros can afford to spew, so they are voting for this garbage…

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There’s got to be a better way to do cross posts. When people/bots crosspost, my “All” feed gets cluttered with multiple copies of the same post. Maybe something like a drop-down showing all the instances and communities it’s posted to.

Edited to fix autocorrect…

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Helmets off gas from the foam and it loses its ability to absorb impacts.

Also, if you are ever in an accident where your helmet takes a hit, get a new one. They are more like airbags than people realize, once it absorbed an impact, it’s done.

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Did you bang my hwhore wife!?

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“You’re just so fun and quirky!”

Until the novelty wears off and they realize that the fun quirks are just a filter I have to put on all the time so my dad’s personality doesn’t shine through.

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