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Go create new traumas, those old ones are stale.

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Sounds like you’re living just like the rest of us friend :) Always good remembering that the person who thinks of your awkward moments the most is yourself, and just not dwell on them too long

Have yourself a lovely day!

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Introverts make friends by letting an extrovert adopt them.

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Can confirm, my cousin adopted me and introduced me to their friends.

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reminder to my fellow extraverts to treat their introvert extra well today, they might need it

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Yea. My strat is to be friends with the extrovert and then identify the other introverts who’re also friends with them and go be by ourselves together. I then return the favor by encouraging the introverts I’m now friends with to go to his outings.

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This is so true! I have many other friends now because my best friend is a textbook example of an extrovert. He just knows people anywhere we go or at least someone knows him.

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LMAO what is this from? It looks hilarious!

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It’s from the movie Animal House. :) One of my favorite scenes ever (because who hasn’t been that kid? lol).

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I’m still waiting for this to happen…

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Make sure your windows are open wide enough to allow a person to jump through.

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Worked for me! Roommate was throwing a party and my now-wife got dragged along to it by her friend

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Same, but it was my cousin doing the dragging.

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Same, but it was my cousin… doing the dragging.

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Y’all got set up.

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It’s really hard to meet people because all the people I want to know are hiding from humanity.

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I don’t want the type of person I’d meet at a bar and there really aren’t many events for things I’m into around me. The people I’d like are more than likely like me, hoping I’d teleport into their living room just the same.

I’m also in a terrible place for my personality. It feels like I’m in materialistic asshat conservative HQ, so there’s that too…

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Bentonville, AK AR?

Edit’ wrong state abbreviation. Sorry Alaska! Didn’t mean to offend any of the dozens of you up there.

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Long Island actually lol

NY is weird because people have the impression that it’s all blue and chock full of “liberals” but a lot of long island is racist and conservative AF. A lot of “greater NY” is also conservative other than the larger cities. Long Island is also super expensive to live in so you tend to have more wealthy materialistic people here.

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Is that in Nigeria? Or more somewhere in Asia?

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