I’m American, and even I think that’s a waste of perfectly good pastry.

Just replace them with Miracle Whip. It claims to be dressing

Fort Vile Rat

Hey! The US has oil too, and one of our recent leaders is definitely a sociopath

/s

Better than Comic Sans.

Dyson Sphere Program has the dark fog now, and is gorgeous. You may wanna check it out

Dyson Sphere Program is just visually stunning, and the factory building is pretty good too

Only as old as you feel! I’m 44, and trucking. Every once in a while my knees will complain, but other than that, I feel 25. Stay active, oh and drink some water!

Animal Abuse! That chain needs to be at least 50% thicker so he can feel stylish with his doggy buddies.

Profitable for a select group of people, who should be named, shamed, tarred and feathered.

I believe that if you were to do an economic analysis of the total P/L of the entirety of human conflict, the L column would overwhelmingly outweighs the P column, even leaving out all modern warfare, which just ramps up the L side. I say that because one of my econ professors did just that during a class. He published a paper about it, but I have no clue what it was called, it would have been somewhere between '96 and '98 that he published it.