I always hated Dreamweaver, so no big loss.

Fireworks, on the other hand, had the best compression engine in the game, even Photoshop dulled the colors on every “compress for web” job i threw at it.

I started as a flash developer, don’t miss it since jQuery and the Green Sock Animation Platform does everything flash could do, but better.

Anecdotal proof time:

My dad’s truck.

Me, my brother, brothers’ friend and brothers’ friends’ sister, all XY, all see a greenish gray truck.

My mother, sister-in-law, brothers’ friends’ wife, all XX, all see a dark green truck.

WTF?! In some states, your registered for jury duty when you get a driver’s license…

He’s joined Hercules in the great Sandlot in the sky.

“Thou shall not kill”…

bone villain

We have an action scene, then boom, cut to hard core penetration. Then another action scene, back to full penetration, and it just keeps flipping back and forth until the movie just kinda, ends.

How to ensure you will never get hired by anyone with the ability to Google, ever again.

Fuck you “Rafael”…

doesn’t subscribe to cult of personality

How much are blue check marks again?

Musk plans to sue advertisers planning to withdraw from x in record numbers.