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shyguyblue

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He’s joined Hercules in that great Sandlot in the sky.

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Chump don’t want da help, chump don’t get da help.

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"Huh, when was the NES released.

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Oh living fuck, I too am as old as the NES… Brutal…

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Has been for twenty years. If you’re not going to be posting news from this century, at least post something interesting…

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So, how exactly is this God’s plan? And remember, “the Bible has all the answers!?¡¿”

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Musk plans to sue advertisers planning to withdraw from x in record numbers.

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I started rewatching Voyager yesterday and I finished a DS9 rewatch last Saturday.

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Thank you for your service.

These headlines are why people are so dumb now. They see the headline and fill in the gaps: “Applesauce can kill you! (If injected into the blood stream)” OMG!? Did you see that article about applesauce!?

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At the start of my freshman year, they hadn’t finished building the “new” gym, which was to be used for the gym classes, so the cheerleaders could practice in the old, big gym.

So the cheerleaders practice on one side of the old gym, and a bunch of horny teen idiots on the other. Dear God the shit they would say, unapologetic and just the worst; “i can see your pu$$y! Bitch just did the splits and left a hickey on the floor!”

Beyond “Hur dur”, this was straight up verbal assault. A few days after the worst of these comments, we were told to go to a portable classroom where we learned health crap out of a book, then i went up four flights of stairs to the actual health class.

No idea where the hell i was going with that, other than it seemed to be a way to tire us out, until the comments landed us in class, then it seemed just a way to keep us occupied until the gym teacher could follow her true, Lesbian Passion ®, girls volleyball coach.

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