Hold on, here’s a report that my wife is looking for a better CEO! No, nope, I’m sorry, its absolute false. We are a happy couple. Couple means two. She was definitely not looking for a new CEO.

The truth about hemorrhoids comes out.

Back in the 80’s or 90’s there was this one show in Spanish “Erase Una Vez LA Vida”. You just have your kids watch that a few times and they will be experts in the human body. Including the knowledge of how viruses are always lurking around trying to fuck us all up:

Remember this morning when you were having cereal… You took one spoon full, then another. That is more! You had one more! Learning is fun!

Its difficult to explain but I’ll try:

It’s more expensive.

I’m sorry if I lost some of you. Its just difficult to grasp. You might need a PhD for this.

Shit in old. My kids are less than 10.

In my day you had to turn the knob. I made a geared motor adapter to change the channel remotely. DIY when I was 10.

I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.

Maybe they should try the Elon way and fire everyone.

More police to fuck us all up.