Remember this morning when you were having cereal… You took one spoon full, then another. That is more! You had one more! Learning is fun!

Its difficult to explain but I’ll try:

It’s more expensive.

I’m sorry if I lost some of you. Its just difficult to grasp. You might need a PhD for this.

Shit in old. My kids are less than 10.

In my day you had to turn the knob. I made a geared motor adapter to change the channel remotely. DIY when I was 10.

I saw a tree with s few broken branches. Yeah a Christmas tree from last year. Could it run for CEO? I asked if he could please insult a minority group and it said nothing. I asked if he could share secrets and also nothing. It is perfect for the job! It used to be green and it would appreciate some green $$ just like a CEO.

Maybe they should try the Elon way and fire everyone.

More police to fuck us all up.

Are you a researcher? Cuz you gotta tell me you are a researcher! Right?

I didn’t say I have two 2 too! Only that I have two too.

I’m.on Lemmy and mastodon. Anything else is pure sarcasm. I sarcastically browse for TV’s on Amazon. But will I buy? No. All have spyware on them, so no. I wouldn’t touch meta with a 300ft pole.