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With far fewer irs agents, they can’t effectively audit tax cheats.

We are funding the complete destruction of Palestine.

Golf is expensive.

He’s been sued 220 times for the 100 days he has been in office. Lawyers are really expensive. (Well unless you blackmail them.)

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My ex is a lawyer, I know stuff I could blackmail her with, nothing bad just personal stuff that you’d not be happy being public. I wouldn’t dare try it, even if I was inclined too.

Blackmail is illegal regardless if what you’re after. At the very least I’d lose my job.

You can’t really blackmail lawyers unless they are actually corrupt. Never mind, they’re his lawyers, of course they are.

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Every GOP accusation is an admission. Where is the money going? Waste, Fraud, and Abuse.

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Trump buying gold gimcracks for the Oval Office on late night TV.

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Trickle down economics

For the past 50 years they’ve tried to give the wealthy some money but no matter how much they gave the rich, only a little trickled down to the poor

So they’ve decided to just turn on the money fire hose and shower the rich with all the money they can get their hands on … it’s a literal avalanche of money and hopefully this will trickle down and get some more money to the poor.

For every million they send to a rich person, ten bucks goes to a street person … so we need to spend billions, trillions of dollars on these rich people in order to get enough money to people in need.

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If you got 10 bucks for every million towards billionaires you’d actually be a millionaire. The ratio was more like a cent for every million.

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I think they mean $999,990 goes to person A and $10 goes to person B.

If you want to create one (1) millionaire that way you would need to spend $999,000,000,000. Imagine how that would look with 1 cent to every million.

Are the two of you even talking about the same data? Maybe you spread the $10 over 1,000 people to get to that number of $0,01.

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33 points

I can actually picture someone making this argument in earnest.

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Tesla sales WAYYYY down… missed earnings on EPS and revenue… somehow the stock goes up?

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The entire market goes up at the moment, because there are technical signs that we have reached the bottom. I was telling people to buy a week ago but of course they told me we are going to die and we are heading towards a recession.

I dont think so guys. Big money is buying right now.

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Please tell me this is sarcasm.

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4 points

More police to fuck us all up.

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