Rose Thorne(She/Her)
At this point, I blame the devs. This has been a known quantity for years. Does it move? A player wants to fuck it. Does it not move? Gettin’ fucked by it. Does it not exist? They’ll find a way to dick it or get dicked by it.
This is how things work.
I know this is just a “grass is always greener” because I am horridly burned out at my current gig and it’s only getting worse, but damn, I’m really sitting here on my lunch break going “Yeah, gathering fish jizz sounds a whole lot better than going back into this hellhole”.
On the other hand, you probably need some marine life education to become the cuddlefish jizzmopper that I certainly lack.
Their fault for being more edible than the rest. Get less tasty, maybe you’ll get a better name!
I have a love/hate relationship with the safety crew.
They’re why I have to waste time each year rewatching the exact same shit, but equally, I have seen too many incidents of someone ignoring the protocol and getting severely hurt.
Whoever decided that “hold to interact” was to be the new default needs shot.
It works when building tension, or even for showing a character putting effort into an action, but when I need to hold a fucking button for 5 seconds just to have random junk magically teleported into my pockets, it kills my want to interact with the world.
Fuck you, David Cage. I don’t think you’re the progenitor, but you certainly abuse the shit out of it as a mechanic, and your reign of terror shoulda ended with Indigo Prophecy.
"Countless lifetimes have passed since the coming of Thomas. The world thrives, gaily, under the new rule.
But all things have a cost, and we did not see what it would be until it was too late. Now, six heroes must brave the Temple of Thomas, and seal the Hetero away once and for all."
Ain’t nothin’ in the RAW that states a sentient pile of dust can’t play basketball.
Second time in two days?
We need to increase macing rotations. That’s just not enough.
As we used to say, “MMORPG means Many Men Online Role-playing Girls”.
Which has went in a couple different directions, looking back.