Take that fuckin nazi

138 points

Second time in two days?

We need to increase macing rotations. That’s just not enough.

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90 points

They problem with macing nazis is that eventually you run out of mace

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63 points

Then we need to switch over to old school maces.

It just gets blunter the more you bludgeon.

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7 points

Yeah isnt a mace used for anti armor? Because of the bludgeoning factor? I mean don’t get me wrong getting grazed with that would hurt but getting grazed of the sharp side of a sword would hurt more… Hmm…

I suppose either would be pretty damn deadly when it really comes down to it if you get a solid Hit. Though not as easy to conceal as mace

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3 points

Just have to shift from disposable mace, a spray can full of pepper spray; to a reusable mace, a long ass handle with a big fuck off spikey ball at the end

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2 points

Nonsense. Grow some good peppers, make some extract, and put it in a spray bottle. Mace can literally grow in a pot out back.

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33 points

You’d think Communists of all people would understand that macing Nazis is a community effort.

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94 points

Make sure Nazis know that you pour milk in your eyes for mace. It also works for itchy eyes and all sorts of other things. Use raw milk for best results. Only works for Nazis.

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4 points

I hear milkshakes are actually the best defense. It’s actually best to milkshake Nazi’s before they get maced.

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1 point

Does it not actually work? I’m curious now

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5 points

Only if you are a nazi. Otherwise, just use saline or water if you aren’t.

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87 points

Me and the communists disagreeing about the ideal economic system but agreeing on macing nazis

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84 points

I mean you probably are a communist to this guy. If you mace him and he can’t insult you based on your race / ethnicity then he’ll probably just call you a communist.

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25 points

Yeah but also I’m sure Obama, Biden, and Kamala are all commies also lol

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9 points

Yeah that’s kinda the level of nuance right now. So I guess we’re all commies this day.

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4 points

Yeah im a a cishet white male so probably he would just default to communist

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67 points

First they maced the nazis, and I said nothing, because fuck nazis.

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45 points

Then they maced the Nazis again, and I said nothing because I was too busy laughing

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17 points

The End.

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3 points

What!?!

If Friday the Thirteenth can get 13 (14?) sequels, this should be good for double digits!

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33 points

My turn tomorrow

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