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Anon pretends to be a girl online(sh.itjust.works)

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Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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As we used to say, “MMORPG means Many Men Online Role-playing Girls”.

Which has went in a couple different directions, looking back.

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zurohki@aussie.zone
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Ah, the Internet. A place where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

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50MYT@aussie.zone
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And the moderators have beards. Women too

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psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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And the moderators have beards.

Bold of you to assume that moderators are married.

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idunnololz@lemmy.world
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GIRL is also an acronym for Guy In Real Life.

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seathru@lemmy.sdf.org
143 points

I can remember the Yahoo chat rooms of the 90’s. It’s always been doods cybering lesbian sex with each other.

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GBU_28@lemm.ee
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Scissor me xerces

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CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works
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Scissor me timbers

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bamfic@lemmy.world
33 points

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
7 points

I can confirm it happened at least once in MSN too 😬

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nutsack@lemmy.world
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why would you do this to me david

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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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The ones who kinda knew but kept doing it 🙈🙈💀💀

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asteriskeverything@lemmy.world
119 points

There are no girls on the internet

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fatalicus@lemmy.world
89 points

The Internet: Where men are men, women are men and the children are FBI agents.

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unalivejoy@lemm.ee
27 points

We’ve always been trans-inclusive.

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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I genuinely wonder whether generation of people who played female avatars in MMOs to get free stuff has put the seed of TERFdom and assorted other anti-trans stereotypes into a generation of people’s brains.

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Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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On the internet, anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man. Anyone who claims to be a man is really a child. Anyone who claims to be a child is really an FBI agent.

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10_0@lemmy.ml
55 points

Girl is internet acronym for Guy In Real Life

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elxeno@lemm.ee
32 points

Expected this to be higher on urban dictionary, it’s on the end of 2nd page.

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P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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Small headcanon:

Everyone (that doesn’t has a revealed gender) online is a woman until proven otherwise.

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scutiger@lemmy.world
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On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.

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P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br
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I like dogs more than cats, but your message reminds me of this comic:

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OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml
11 points

It’s funny because you can kind of tell based on the username. I’ll tell you right now, almost no guy is going to pick “Bb2” or “quackypeach” as their name

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devilish666@lemmy.world
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
26 points

Two dudes cybering lesbian porn at each other describes half the content of Literotica.

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itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
74 points

Welcome to the internet

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arandomthought@sh.itjust.works
51 points

Have a look around…

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IceTree@sh.itjust.works
33 points

anything that brain of yours can think of can be found…

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AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
28 points

We’ve got mountains of content

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mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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When I first read those lyrics, the energy I expected was not “manic carnival barker.”

Every single part of Inside turned out to hit harder than I expected.

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