Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.

She

I almost cried watching that 😢

Where is the one with one edge?

👁️👄👁️

I’m gonna say the word

Sure. What is your mailing address?

Any one remember that year at Google IO when Larry Page stepped on stage, looked at everyone and then just started yelling “IT’S BEAMIN’ TIME” and then beamed all over the crowd?

Better get beamin’ then