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Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

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Always feels weird to me that Yanks call weiners hot dogs even though the whole thing with the bun is a hot dog. Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

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Would feel like calling minced meat hamburger meat or something hah

Oh we definitely don’t do that. That would be super crazy.  ⁠•⁠ _⁠ •⁠

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Lmao it’s real

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We call minced meat (“ground beef” in the Americas) a hamburger, burger, or burger patty when it’s shaped into a flat circle.

It’s not uncommon for us to call a circle of ground beef a “burger” even if it’s sans-bun.

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Worse still is the pronunciation of “bologna”. How. Just how. None of you seppos have the right to tell me about how I pronounce “herbs” or “pecans”. Then again, our pronunciation of “lieutenant” is messed up.

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Bo lo na

The g is silent, obviously. Have some culture.

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What is a seppo?

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I’ve always called them old sos myself (because sausAGE, amirite?)

Wow, my jokes are terrible.

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They’re actually just human portions of a hot dog for titans. You ever see one of those mother fuckers? You don’t carry a three foot hotdog as thick as your leg, you wield it.

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Technically correct.

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The best kind of correct!

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I don’t play the lottery or scratchers but I still would like to win the lottery.

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In some respects you already have, just by existing. The odds of any single sperm managing to fertilize an egg are comparable to the odds of winning The Powerball.

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So I already blew my chance

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No if blowing were involved you wouldn’t be here either

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*high fives…and misses!

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Reminds me when I got off diet. I was so desoerate that I took a whole ass bread, cut it horizontally, put a lot of veggies and meat inside and ate it in one go.

God it felt good.

God my stomach hurt.

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whole ass bread

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1 bread

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Haha, that reminds of this guy I knew as a teenager. He would buy a 500g lyoner sausage and just straight up eat it as it was. No bread or anything. And he’d finish the entire thing in one sitting.

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what does that much sodium do to a person?

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He’s been perfectly preserved. He’ll write down how the last human passes, while eating another sausage

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As long as your kidneys are working fine and you can drink water, all it does is make your pee salty and make you thirsty.

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Make them happy

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Didn’t ever look at the sodium in one of those Asian ramen noodle bowls. :(

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