Almost there! Just one more step left on the Gay Agenda:

✔️ look cute

✔️ be gay

✔️ hang out with friends

✔️ make memes

✔️ trick wise protectors of heterosexuality into accepting gay animals

◻️ be treated with decency by society

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I’ve heard of the Gay Agenda for years now, and yet I still am a slob and totally lack any fabulousness. Who do I write to in order to complain?

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I call bullshit.

I do not see brunch anywhere on that list.

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What if I’m straight and all about some brunch?

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You have to twerk in gay city first.

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Animal sexual behavior is under-reported in general, I think. Do not forget to report!

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Probably because a lot of it is real fucked up, and makes people uncomfortable.

Like female bedbugs not having vaginas and so males have a sharp penis and literally stab the females with it often resulting in death of the female, because it’s literally just an open wound.

Further, male angler fish only exist to find the female, touch her, get stuck to her, and get absorbed by her body until all that’s left is the testes, now absorbed by and part of the female. The female can hold multiple testes of multiple males inside of her and choose to self-impregnate whenever she chooses.

Don’t even get me started on felines and spiny penises so the female can’t escape once the male has entered.

Like a huge amount of animal sex is rape.

Yeah I don’t spend my time reporting it because all it does is remind me how lucky I am to be human and be able to have a consensual, loving relationship with another human.

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I think the point is, human discomfort shouldn’t play a role in scientific reporting. Humans have projected a lot of human social elements (sex and gender roles, etc) onto animals and called it science, but it’s not objective. If we are self censoring, we can’t effectively share knowledge with others and we might miss important things down the line.

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I’m pretty sure female bedbugs do have vaginas and it’s just that the males don’t care. Also it’s somehow better if they stab them.

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If cat cock upsets you, don’t look up duck dick.

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try hyena clit instead

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i mean they could look up Echidna Dick

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Like a huge amount of animal sex is rape.

Pretty much all duck sex. Sometimes males will gang rape a female to death.

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Like female bedbugs not having vaginas and so males have a sharp penis and literally stab the females with it often resulting in death of the female, because it’s literally just an open wound.

Is it bad that part of me is like “GOOD!” because, “fuck bed bugs!”?

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fuck bed bugs!

You can’t. They don’t have vaginas.

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Like a huge amount of animal sex is rape.

The documentary on koalas I watched 2-3 decades ago was kind of traumatizing.

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Like a huge amount of animal sex is rape.

Female garter snakes at the Narcisse Snake Dens in Manitoba would agree.

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“iT’s NoT nAtUrAL”

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sO yOuR ArE SaYiNg HeTeRoSeXuAlItY iS nOt NaTuRAl ?! /s

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I had a dog that would hump stuffed animals, didn’t matter what kind of stuffed animal. Humans live by our culture, which is highly symbolic learned behaviour.

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The very idea of sexuality being divisible into distinct types is a uniquely human construct.

Animals don’t think “I’m gonna go find another dude to have gay sex with,” they just get the urge and act on it with whoever looks good nearby.

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Animals tend to force sex, as well. Humans call it rape.

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Well, animals don’t have informed consent like we do.

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Maybe not to the same degree of specificity, but “do you want to have sex with me” is one of those things that’s really high on the informed consent priority list.

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A lot of species have complex biological adaptations, and social instincts and behaviors specifically for convincing someone to willfully have sex with them. That’s informed consent.

A simple example is elaborate bird plumage and mating dances.

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Animals don’t think “I’m gonna go find another dude to have gay sex with,” they just get the urge and act on it with whoever looks good nearby.

Several animal species are famously monogamous, penguns for example.

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Penguins (emperors at least) must work together for the eggs to survive.

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That doesn’t explain why the same couples keep coming back to each other season after season.

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