340 points

Steve Jobs was evil af

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170 points

Seriously though. Fuck that guy.

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Iā€™m pretty sure his wife already did that.

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66 points

Cancer definitely did

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hey guys- when you say ā€œfuck that guyā€ I can say that his wife did that, cause they probably had sex

hey guys! you know who fucked steve jobs? his wife, probably! ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā° )

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48 points

Why, exactly? Genuinely asking. I mean, donā€™t get me wrong, Iā€™m no Apple fan, and he was absolutely an insufferable douchebag to nearly everyone he knew; and was a verifiable self-righteous fuckwit who Darwinā€™d himself out of existence by choosing woo-woo bullshit over medicine for a very treatable cancer.

Evil, though, I think might be a stretch ā€“ Elon, Thiel, Vance, Trump, Murdoch, the Sackler family, the Koch brothers, etc. all excellent contenders for being truly evil ā€“ but afaik Jobs was just a dickhead with an ego the size of a blimp, and I think we ought not dilute that term with just your run-of-the-mill dickheads. Unless you know something I donā€™t about him.

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63 points

To start with, Jobs lied and cheated Wozniak out of money. And this was Jobs friend, not some random.

If he is willing to do this to his friends, you know he did it to others.

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This told me nothing I didnā€™t already know. Like I said, he was a dickhead, to almost every single person in his personal and professional life. But evil requires a level of maliciousness that transcends the people you are in physical contact with, imo ā€“ you have to be actively striving to make life worse for at least a few hundred people or more.

A dickhead and a shitty father, sure, Iā€™m not defending his actions in the slightest. But ā€œevilā€ would require him to have done something much worse than just treat his kid and the people in his immediate orbit like shit. Just my opinion.

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It shouldnā€™t surprise you. Being evil is practically a requirement for that level of success as a capitalist.

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185 points

Their ā€œrepairā€ program is nothing but a scam to nudge you into buying a new Apple product to replace the broken one with overinflated repair prices and bullshit excuses like that.

Also it works exactly as Steve Jobs intended.

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Heā€™s one of the most innovative leaders of our time. One of the best lessons ive ever learned from him running my crypto empire was to give people extreme deadlines that normally would be difficult to meet. Iā€™ve fired a lot of underperforming employees with this trick to make room for the best men who will work hard with little sleep to get rich off of crypto. Btw dm me if youā€™re interested in joining. We pay $8.25/hr but imagine the profit you can turn over once the crypto exchange goes up

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69 points

I canā€™t tell if your comment is satire or real. I hope itā€™s satire.

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32 points

thereā€™s no fucking way, right? the 8 bucks an hour made me incredulous, as did the ā€œbest menā€ wordingā€¦ honestly, lately though, Iā€™ve interacted with utter fucking morons here on Lemmy, which almost never happened in the first year or so. did some kind of very user friendly app come along with some awareness outreach?

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9 points

You really canā€™t tell?

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9 points

Dude talked about Steve Jobs ā€œrun[Ning their] crypto empireā€. I think the satire speaks for itselfā€¦

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9 points

You need to use the word ā€œmotivatedā€ more

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163 points

ā€œSome of the parts were missingā€

You motherfuckers put the damn thing together in the first place!

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128 points

This is almost exactly what happened to me except they told me my phone had mold growing inside it from the shattered screen I wanted replaced.

The ā€œmoldā€ was pocket lint from waiting a month to get it fixed.

Bitch actually said right to my face that my phone no longer works so letā€™s get you a new one. I powered on the phone right there and he started backpedaling and grifting ā€˜oh but it wonā€™t be long thoā€™. So I went home and still use it with the shattered screen because fuck them.

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FYI, you can replace the screen yourself. Iā€™ve replaced the screen and battery on an older iPhone. Bought the parts off Amazon, watched a YouTube video and thatā€™s it. Super tiny screws so it may help if you have a magnifying glass (or one of those magnifying + light units for painting miniatures).

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9 points

Never thought of doing that myself tbh but Iā€™ll check it out, thanks for the idea. Id be happy if I could get a couple more years out of it because it sure beats these iPhone prices now

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2 points

The other super useful tool to have is a heat gun. Go grab one from Harbor Freight for like $20 while they are on sale. This allows you to melt the adhesive they use to hold the screen in place

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6 points

I miss the days people working the Genius Bar were actually tech savvy and not just ā€œlifestyle influencer wannabesā€

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and Iā€™m guessing you will still continue to use apple products and buy another iphoneā€¦ apple users are such sheep

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6 points

Iā€™d love nothing more than to move back to android, but Iā€™m a cheap bastard.

Iā€™m going to drive this til the wheels fall off

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i feel ya there bud, im still rockin ancient technology here too

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Yea Google are much better with all their pro consumer practices like hosting thousands of malware apps. Also their manufacturing partners where both Google and the manufacturer get to spy on you and sell your data.

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who mentioned google

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85 points

At least where I live, if the bootleg repair place isnā€™t slightly moldy, itā€™s a scam. Rundown, old white tiles on the wall, chipped mirror somewhere, a frail curtain to separate the back area from the front counter, and, in summer, a mandatory swiveling standing fan. Thatā€™s where your phone will get a second lease on its live!

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Never did a lot of specifically phone repair, but all the computer and misc electronics repair Iā€™ve worked at follow a similar pattern to yours. To add to it - there should be cobbled together racks, behind the flimsy curtain, filled with devices of many vintages in many states of (dis)repair.

The cleaner the place and the steeper the price, a lotta times the better the proprietor is at business than at electronics, lol

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