340 points

Steve Jobs was evil af

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170 points

Seriously though. Fuck that guy.

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Iā€™m pretty sure his wife already did that.

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66 points

Cancer definitely did

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hey guys- when you say ā€œfuck that guyā€ I can say that his wife did that, cause they probably had sex

hey guys! you know who fucked steve jobs? his wife, probably! ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā° )

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48 points

Why, exactly? Genuinely asking. I mean, donā€™t get me wrong, Iā€™m no Apple fan, and he was absolutely an insufferable douchebag to nearly everyone he knew; and was a verifiable self-righteous fuckwit who Darwinā€™d himself out of existence by choosing woo-woo bullshit over medicine for a very treatable cancer.

Evil, though, I think might be a stretch ā€“ Elon, Thiel, Vance, Trump, Murdoch, the Sackler family, the Koch brothers, etc. all excellent contenders for being truly evil ā€“ but afaik Jobs was just a dickhead with an ego the size of a blimp, and I think we ought not dilute that term with just your run-of-the-mill dickheads. Unless you know something I donā€™t about him.

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This told me nothing I didnā€™t already know. Like I said, he was a dickhead, to almost every single person in his personal and professional life. But evil requires a level of maliciousness that transcends the people you are in physical contact with, imo ā€“ you have to be actively striving to make life worse for at least a few hundred people or more.

A dickhead and a shitty father, sure, Iā€™m not defending his actions in the slightest. But ā€œevilā€ would require him to have done something much worse than just treat his kid and the people in his immediate orbit like shit. Just my opinion.

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To start with, Jobs lied and cheated Wozniak out of money. And this was Jobs friend, not some random.

If he is willing to do this to his friends, you know he did it to others.

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It shouldnā€™t surprise you. Being evil is practically a requirement for that level of success as a capitalist.

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185 points

Their ā€œrepairā€ program is nothing but a scam to nudge you into buying a new Apple product to replace the broken one with overinflated repair prices and bullshit excuses like that.

Also it works exactly as Steve Jobs intended.

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Heā€™s one of the most innovative leaders of our time. One of the best lessons ive ever learned from him running my crypto empire was to give people extreme deadlines that normally would be difficult to meet. Iā€™ve fired a lot of underperforming employees with this trick to make room for the best men who will work hard with little sleep to get rich off of crypto. Btw dm me if youā€™re interested in joining. We pay $8.25/hr but imagine the profit you can turn over once the crypto exchange goes up

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69 points

I canā€™t tell if your comment is satire or real. I hope itā€™s satire.

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thereā€™s no fucking way, right? the 8 bucks an hour made me incredulous, as did the ā€œbest menā€ wordingā€¦ honestly, lately though, Iā€™ve interacted with utter fucking morons here on Lemmy, which almost never happened in the first year or so. did some kind of very user friendly app come along with some awareness outreach?

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9 points

Dude talked about Steve Jobs ā€œrun[Ning their] crypto empireā€. I think the satire speaks for itselfā€¦

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9 points

You really canā€™t tell?

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9 points

You need to use the word ā€œmotivatedā€ more

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128 points

This is almost exactly what happened to me except they told me my phone had mold growing inside it from the shattered screen I wanted replaced.

The ā€œmoldā€ was pocket lint from waiting a month to get it fixed.

Bitch actually said right to my face that my phone no longer works so letā€™s get you a new one. I powered on the phone right there and he started backpedaling and grifting ā€˜oh but it wonā€™t be long thoā€™. So I went home and still use it with the shattered screen because fuck them.

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FYI, you can replace the screen yourself. Iā€™ve replaced the screen and battery on an older iPhone. Bought the parts off Amazon, watched a YouTube video and thatā€™s it. Super tiny screws so it may help if you have a magnifying glass (or one of those magnifying + light units for painting miniatures).

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9 points

Never thought of doing that myself tbh but Iā€™ll check it out, thanks for the idea. Id be happy if I could get a couple more years out of it because it sure beats these iPhone prices now

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The other super useful tool to have is a heat gun. Go grab one from Harbor Freight for like $20 while they are on sale. This allows you to melt the adhesive they use to hold the screen in place

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and Iā€™m guessing you will still continue to use apple products and buy another iphoneā€¦ apple users are such sheep

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6 points

Iā€™d love nothing more than to move back to android, but Iā€™m a cheap bastard.

Iā€™m going to drive this til the wheels fall off

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i feel ya there bud, im still rockin ancient technology here too

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Yea Google are much better with all their pro consumer practices like hosting thousands of malware apps. Also their manufacturing partners where both Google and the manufacturer get to spy on you and sell your data.

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who mentioned google

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6 points

I miss the days people working the Genius Bar were actually tech savvy and not just ā€œlifestyle influencer wannabesā€

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163 points

ā€œSome of the parts were missingā€

You motherfuckers put the damn thing together in the first place!

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31 points

Ascend to Fairphone

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While I get and applaud the mission of the Fairphone, there are some serious compromises you have to make spec-wise to be on it.

Even in the greentext, dude paid $60, not bad for + ~3 years of life. Your run of the mill Android will probably be cheaper as significantly less ā€œpart serializingā€ bull happens on the android side

Itā€™s not worth the power-handicap they shove in that thing.

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ā€œPower handicapā€ compared to what like a 2k phone? My almost 4.5 yo Pixel 4a is still doing fine in terms of specs. Only the battery is junk by now. I donā€™t need a phone that is more powerful and more expensive than my freaking PC, I just want one that does not make replacing the battery a huge pain in my ass.

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I just replaced my over-six-year-old iPhone, and the battery still lasted the better part of a day. Thatā€™s pretty solid.

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Apart from the price premium, which is still far from Appleā€™s, and seems rational considering they try to limit impact on the people and the planet, what are those serious compromises? I had the Fairphone 2, and I would agree this one was clunky, and you needed to be somewhat of an activist to stand it. But from the Fairphone 4 that I have now, and likely the 5th, I donā€™t see much compromise, everything has been perfectly smooth for me.

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Writing on a Fair phone 4 itā€™s amazing to easily replace stuff that breaks but they need to seriously sort out their software side never had a glitchier phone.

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What glitches do you have? I also have this one, and I donā€™t have noticed much issues. The only thing that I noticed is the camera taking a bit of time to return the image when used inside a messaging app, which may be an issue of the app. I have no doubt every phone has some glitches sometimes.

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Iā€™ve had all sorts from ghost inputs, slow performance like super lag, going on and off charge affecting apps like Instagram itā€™ll just play a whole new video and decide itā€™s now on light mode even though my theme setting is dark. The camera takes ages to start, and you have to hold it still for a second after taking a photo, otherwise it blurs. Iā€™ll add while itā€™s cool you can replace things, they are often out of stock for certain modules had to wait months for batteries and screens to come back in. It all makes the having a flagship phone for more than 5 years a better argument, as Iā€™ve seen very little response or ability from Fairphone to fix these issues. Great movement and ideology, I just donā€™t think theyā€™re skilled enough to maintain it well. They just move on to the next new shiny at the same pace a flagship would, defeat the point. They should be following something like the light phoneā€™s development schedule only when itā€™s nessary of LP doesnā€™t have the repaiability.

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