21 points

If the live support has limited hours, you’d think the AI would know that and not offer it.

If there was a hold time before a human was available, you’d think the AI would know that and offer email as an alternative to holding.

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11 points

I got through finally. Turned out they had humans at 6 am Arizona time.

Turns out the email saying it was on hold and the big red line saying it was on hold don’t actually mean it was on hold. This is what “Evelyn” told me:

Package is on hold awaiting for the next movement for the driver to collect and deliver it and the system shows the item will be delivered today, Is there anything else I may help you with?

Why the fuck did you notify me of that?!

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6 points

Just be glad they don’t send you a “your package is on hold” email every Planck-length moment.

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Yo, I had a Bot on Experian just fucking refuse to transfer me to a real person: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/33650123

They even had a fake keyboard typing sound to try mimic a human, which is even more rage inducing.

I’m still trying to figure out how to get back in my Experian account.

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4 points

Oh wow, that’s awful. I hope you get it resolved. I’ve encountered the fake typing sound effect before. It’s maddening.

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15 points

the “u” in AI stands for useful ;-)

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6 points

Artificial unIntelligence

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1 point

maybe “A.S.”? artificial stupidity? ;+)

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10 points

These chat bots only have a limited pool of responses, to prevent them saying weird shit. They’re just looking for certain key words or things closely related to their key words that direct them to specific lines.

Company I work at has a very similar one. And it’s not likely checking to see if there’s anybody working the queue before it asks if you want a live human

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You would think “why is my shipment on hold” would be a key phrase they would look for. And then just show me the reason. Since it didn’t say in the email they sent or the tracking info.

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9 points

I had one bot transfer me to another on fedex customer line. The second bot told me to use a chatbot on the site.

Future is awesome.

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