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I sympathize with the bottom part so much. My parents absolutely refused to cook anything ever and bought the worst, most unhealthy prepackaged foods from the grocery stores. I spent the first years of my life thinking that things like apples just weren’t sold at my local Kroger because we never had them. I felt like shit mentally and physically for pretty much the first 18 years of my life because of it.

I grew up, moved out, and holy shit I love eating “rabbit food,” as my dad used to call it and I never would have learned before is that cooking is fun

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Did you to wish you could fuck your friends mom‽

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Yes but that was irrelevant because she never cooked for me, she was just hot. Still is, in fact.

We always joke that he has a Wine Mom. He thinks that we’re calling her a drunk. It means that she gets better with age.

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Relevant username if I ever saw one

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Man I was tormented with that crap as a kid. “HOLY CRAP YOUR SISTER IS HOT!!! That’s your mommmmmm? Whoa!”

Same crap with my sister.

I see them both as living farts.

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We all did. The hot moms anyway. The big milfy moms, I just wanted them to make me some food.

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What did you think milf stands for?

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Love the interrobang.

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I feel you. I weirdly did have vegetables and things growing up, but my mom self admittedly hates cooking. So most of what we ate consisted of casseroles made up of things dumped out of a can and any veggies likely also came from a can and we’re heated up on the stove. She also over cooked all the meat to make sure people wouldn’t get sick. So all the veggies were bland and mushy and all the meat was dry as fuck. I’ll never forget the first time I ate fresh pineapple at my inlaws house and it was one of the best things I ever tasted. I’m pretty good at cooking now and I’ve managed to help my mom improve in all ways as well. She now uses a meat thermometer that I got her for Christmas. I cooked her some fresh broccoli in a pan with salt, pepper, and garlic powder and she loved it and started making hers that way instead of boiling it. Baby steps, but we’re making progress.

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Rabbit food? What the fuck

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Some dudes live their whole lives afraid their balls will fall off and roll away if they eat anything but brown meat.

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Hey, c’mon, there’s all kinds of dudes that love going to town on some brown meat.

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In the 90s people started suggesting eating veggies occasionally and the American populace reacted predictably, i.e. as if someone were threatening to literally emasculate them.

Kind of like the modern anti-vax/anti-mask freaks.

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Fellas, is it gay to eat healthy?

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I’ve heard it be said from many men that I knew growing up that the more processed food is, the better, because it kills all the germs that come out of the ground. I’ve not seen that man eat anything green that wasn’t on top of a fast food cheeseburger in all my years alive.

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broccoli is like anal sex… if you’re forced to have it as a kid, you’re not gonna like it as an adult

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This is awful lolol

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This is a relatable comparison

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I guess I should be happy I like broccoli. Here I always thought people just didn’t care for the smell, like brussel sprouts and anal apparently

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Holy shit

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This checks out but dude you need Charter.

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The “kids don’t like broccoli” has a scientific reason. Kids have a lot more receptors for aromas tasting bitter (10 to 15k different chemical compounds taste bitter to them) which reduce to 5k or less when growing up. So some types of food that adults can eat without problems because they lack the receptors have bitter and vile flavours for kids.

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Plant breeders have also been busy reducing bitterness/tannins in various vegetables like brussel sprouts and canola oil, so things are in fact less bitter than 30 years ago.

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Any word on if this impacts nutrition?

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I’m mostly familiar with animal feed, where nutritional quality weighs quite heavy during selection. For human consumption I assume there are some base nutritional standards when applying to enter the market with a new breed, but might heavily depend on your region.

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Brussels Sprouts are another one… I don’t think I had properly cooked Brussels sprouts until I was in my mid-to-late-20s, and they’ve become one of my favorite vegetables. They’re so fucking good dude.

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Doesn’t help a lot of people used to just boil broccoli without seasoning. Doesn’t do the flavor any favors.

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My stepmother was that way so I couldn’t stand broccoli growing up. Most vegetables were blan and tasteless without salt and boiled.

I rarely buy them now because I can’t physically handle cooking every day now. So most vegetables go bad in the fridge.

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That’s interesting. Do you have any sources on this phenomenon?

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This one, for example: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4654709/

Or this one: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22197939/

Originally, I had read a cluster of those articles some years ago, but scientific articles like to hide behind paywalls nowadays.

And at old age, it ends like this: https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2017/05/05/526750174/why-taste-buds-dull-as-we-age

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his source is that he made it the fuck up!

~(MGR:R joke)~

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I always assumed this is also why adults love disgusting cheese (I do to a degree as well nowadays). We just lost our sense of taste and call it refined taste.

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The “losing taste” is actually a beneficial thing. Most things that kids don’t like are either risky (e.g. coffee) or difficult to digest (all kinds of cabbage), so it is good that kids don’t like them. For adults being able to expand acceess to available foods helps feeding the horde in difficult times.

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So I was right to avoid the golumpkis

(They really aren’t bad… but cooked cabbage smell is scary to a child)

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Broccoli is so good it makes me horny too. I fucking love broccoli.

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But, do you love fucking broccoli?

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What happens at the farmers market stays at the farmers market

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I’m not kink shaming but if you fuck the broccoli you better not leave it at the farmers market. You take that shit home with you afterwards.

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Never was a statement more false than this one.

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It was, “I, fucking, love broccoli.”

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