51 points

I wanna know what was said next

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ā€œSorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as ā€˜Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]ā€™. Who are you again?ā€

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My wife is still ā€œAnnie Frecklesā€ in my contacts, 11 years later

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Mine has been labeled ā€œLisa Workā€ forever. I updated her old work contact with a new number and thatā€™s become her profile ever since.

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My contact in my fiancĆ©ā€™s phone is still labeled ā€œ[Name]'s Brotherā€ lmao, we first met at my brotherā€™s dnd game

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ā€œMind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?ā€

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ā€œGary, youā€™re white.ā€

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ā€œHow come you taste so good?ā€

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ā€¦ Because youā€™re sweet ?

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170 points

When your ā€œgirlfriendā€ still has Hinge as her last name on your phone šŸ‘€

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Probably just saying ā€œIā€™ll change it laterā€ every time itā€™s noticed, probably

EDIT: Forgot to add a second probably. Wait, thatā€™s probably the third. Fuck.

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30 points

What if that really is her last name lol?

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Man, if thatā€™s her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

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1 point

Spicy!

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19 points

How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?

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2 points

Is ā€œhingeā€ supposed to mean something?

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Hinge is a popular dating app. People (including me) will first add someone to their contacts list with the app you matched on as their last name.

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Fascinating; never heard of it.

I gave up on dating sites a decade ago because they donā€™t work. Only ever found love the natural way. Plenty of Fish even put me in their special club because apparently Iā€™m more attractive than the average person. Still never got a single message in my inbox. No replies ever, either.

Whatā€™s online dating like? Whatā€™s it feel like to actually get a match? Iā€™m married now so Iā€™ll never use them again.

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10 points

Yes, Banana Bread.

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Iā€™m sorry, I so donā€™t get this

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When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

OPā€™s screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!

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By Grabtharā€™s Hammer, that was a good breakdown!

~I just wanted to say By Grabtharā€™s Hammer~

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14 points

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4 points

Ah is just not that funny. Got it

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44 points

goes to thermostat and sets it to 425F

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80, 425, 8675309, whatā€™s the difference? None of them are habitable temperatures.

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I dunno - 80Ā°F might be good if youā€™re an old nudist whoā€™s always cold.

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