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When your “girlfriend” still has Hinge as her last name on your phone 👀

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Is “hinge” supposed to mean something?

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Hinge is a popular dating app. People (including me) will first add someone to their contacts list with the app you matched on as their last name.

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Fascinating; never heard of it.

I gave up on dating sites a decade ago because they don’t work. Only ever found love the natural way. Plenty of Fish even put me in their special club because apparently I’m more attractive than the average person. Still never got a single message in my inbox. No replies ever, either.

What’s online dating like? What’s it feel like to actually get a match? I’m married now so I’ll never use them again.

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20 points

Man, if that’s her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

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1 point

Spicy!

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19 points

How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?

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Probably just saying “I’ll change it later” every time it’s noticed, probably

EDIT: Forgot to add a second probably. Wait, that’s probably the third. Fuck.

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30 points

What if that really is her last name lol?

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I agree with gf heat is one “luxury” worth paying for. Forget the bottled water, drink out of the tap, but heat the damn apartment.

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Yes, Banana Bread.

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44 points

goes to thermostat and sets it to 425F

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80, 425, 8675309, what’s the difference? None of them are habitable temperatures.

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I dunno - 80°F might be good if you’re an old nudist who’s always cold.

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I’m sorry, I so don’t get this

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When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.

Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.

OP’s screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!

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Ah is just not that funny. Got it

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By Grabthar’s Hammer, that was a good breakdown!

~I just wanted to say By Grabthar’s Hammer~

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