35 points
The One Star State is at it again. “Freedom” there is not really a thing since the government obviously owns the citizens.
142 points
Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?
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They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
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We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“
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And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.
30 points
Sounds like the government wants to hoard most of the dildos to go fuck themselves. 🍆
13 points
Hairbrush and shampoo bottle sales about to go through the roof.
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