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142 points

Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?

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45 points

Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

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35 points

They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

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15 points

Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

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9 points

Sounds like an interesting bump stock

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13 points

Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

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18 points

That’s why we will always need human artists

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6 points

We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

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3 points

Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

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18 points

Does a straw have two holes or one hole?

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11 points

Straws have one hole.

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5 points

Is your mouth and anus one hole?

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5 points

Yes

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13 points

Christmas tree dildos you say?

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12 points

I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?

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4 points

I assume a menorah of dildos is out.

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