Comment by AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world on Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?

Christmas tree dildos you say?

Does a straw have two holes or one hole?

Straws have one hole.

Is your mouth and anus one hole?

Yes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.

I assume a menorah of dildos is out.

I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?

Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

Sounds like an interesting bump stock

Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

That’s why we will always need human artists

You rang?

Edit: … I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

The instance doesn’t allow NSFW content, so I don’t think you get the option.

Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I’m allowing it.

I hadn’t even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)

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