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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.(www.xatakaon.com)

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bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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This doesn’t effect me, I don’t shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.

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Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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But when they came for me…

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bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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Texas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently

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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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It’s ok but only if a priest is present

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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukM
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Let me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.

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Barowinger @lemm.ee
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Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:

  • 2 nostrils
  • 2 ears
  • mouth
  • urethra
  • anus

Did I forget any?

Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.

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bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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I find your erasure of burn victims and other with atypical anatomy very ableist.

I also never claimed to be human.

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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukM
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And belly buttons.

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helpmyusernamewontfi@lemmy.today
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I was so fucking confused I kept seeing Tesla instead of Texas

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mennorobert@lemmy.world
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Texas is weird.

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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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And yet they have such unearned pride as a bastion of freedumb.

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over_clox@lemmy.world
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So its now illegal to have more than 6 bananas in your home in Texas?

Sigh, this is gonna be an awkward call to mom…

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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukM
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She’ll say “thanks a bunch” and get on with her day.

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