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An inescapable truth…your mom got creampied.
Creampie Conclusion Day?
Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.
If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:
Why is humanity? Creampie!
Also, yes, IVF counts, too!
CMV: “Creampie” is a kinky word for default sex.
The meme isn’t really correct, creampie implies a good amount of semen leaks out immediately after ejaculation. Kind of the opposite goal of regular sex.
You do understand that semen is not magically absorbed by the woman’s body, right? It will always leak. And only one highly motivated little sperm cell is enough to achieve the deed.
While it’s true only one typically makes it into the egg, recent research has suggested that it’s a team effort getting there
I had a lady who kept going on about how they were trying for kids, like, all the time. And if it wasn’t that, it was her bad knees. Started calling her “No-Knees McFucksalot.” I private of course. But like, we get it. Ya’ll are fucking.
laughs in $80k of IVF treatments
