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90 points

An inescapable truth…your mom got creampied.

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44 points

Can we call birthdays “parent creampie repercussion day?”

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6 points

What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.

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Creampie Conclusion Day?

Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.

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5 points

It is for the child

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15 points

Maybe I’m adopted?

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15 points

If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

Why is humanity? Creampie!

Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

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9 points

IVF counts

how?

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