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90 points

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aww from the awkward grindr ping to meeting close friends

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7 points

Ikr

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6 points

“Sitting on an ice pack” ☠️☠️☠️

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4 points

This is my favourite couple in furry comics.

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25 points

Social acceptance lies in the delivery.

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Unacceptable: “She’s got a nice set of tits.” Acceptable: “She has a dramatic neckline.” It’s all in the delivery and above all know your audience.

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11 points

The difference is probably with or without birth control.

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Alright that third one made me laugh. Also, I have you tagged as “metalhead/trekkie”. Cheers.

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Haha, I did not expect basically a compliment from an internet stranger friend (or anyone for that matter), much less one that I’m able to take.
(And certainly not as a reply to my shitty reposts about cumpies.)

Ty, fellow trekkie!

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3 points

Rock on 🤘

Spock on 🖖

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2 points

Lol, this post is so passive-aggressive

“this joke’s been done to death”

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99 points

CMV: “Creampie” is a kinky word for default sex.

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The meme isn’t really correct, creampie implies a good amount of semen leaks out immediately after ejaculation. Kind of the opposite goal of regular sex.

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You do understand that semen is not magically absorbed by the woman’s body, right? It will always leak. And only one highly motivated little sperm cell is enough to achieve the deed.

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You cum more than one sperm?

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While it’s true only one typically makes it into the egg, recent research has suggested that it’s a team effort getting there

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15 points

you mean coitus ?

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5 points

Ew, language.

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90 points

An inescapable truth…your mom got creampied.

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Can we call birthdays “parent creampie repercussion day?”

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6 points

What if they were really trying for a child? Hardly a repercussion.

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Creampie Conclusion Day?

Edit: and if birth control is involved, then Newton’s Third Law applies. Or we do it the other way, said creampie becomes conceptually infinite.

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5 points

It is for the child

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15 points

Maybe I’m adopted?

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If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

Why is humanity? Creampie!

Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

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9 points

IVF counts

how?

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30 points

😳🥺😳🥺

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22 points

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13 points

Dah Dah Dah Daaah!

Is that Lustwig van Bearthoven?

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10 points

…are you eager for something?

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5 points

:3

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Are you eager to nut or be nutted?

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I had a lady who kept going on about how they were trying for kids, like, all the time. And if it wasn’t that, it was her bad knees. Started calling her “No-Knees McFucksalot.” I private of course. But like, we get it. Ya’ll are fucking.

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As somebody with kids, I feel the same way. People asking “are you gonne have more?” Or “were you trying?”

Like yeah I jazz up in there on the reg Aunt Linda thanks for asking about me dropping these loads, pass the ham.

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