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An inescapable truth…your mom got creampied.

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Maybe I’m adopted?

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If you exist, someone somewhere got creampied. Simple as. This is the universal truth all physicists are failing to understand:

Why is humanity? Creampie!

Also, yes, IVF counts, too!

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IVF counts
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how?

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Same principle, smaller scale;)

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Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.

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You’re thinking too far ahead in the process and forgetting the gooey, juicy genetic material creampied all up in that ovum* by the syringe!

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Carefully placing an already growing embryo really doesn’t have the same aura of cream to it, y’know? Like there’s not even sperm at that point.

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Same principle, smaller scale;)

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