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“Ope lemme squeeze past ya real quick”

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I believe this is region-locked to the Midwest of the United States…

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Unfunny actual - BEHIND

Office setting you get to be your emergency vehicle of choice. Personally fond of “ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

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Hehehe you said behind

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An old math/science teacher I know always says: „Vorsicht, heiß und fettig! Ungelernter Kellner!“

Which is german for:

Careful, hot and greasy! Untrained waiter!

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Beep beep beep

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we say that at the cats and dog. One of them is new and still learning, and the others GTFO of the way.

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I di this, but whistling to sound like a reversing vehicle.

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Having worked in a kitchen, “knife behind” if you have a knife or just really want to make sure nobody moves, “behind” if you are more okay accidentally bumping booty.

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