Don’t forget about getting shot in the face by a Republican Vice President

Bro stop posting leaked footage from Dune: Messiah

Will the Family Guy paintings be in his Lego biopic?

This also works for political parties

Wouldn’t be the first time. This was him on 9/11/2018 shortly before giving a memorial speech near where Flight 93 crashed:

What are you talking about, that’s clearly a pentagon

Nah, I’m busy performing transgender operations on illegal immigrants that are in prison right now

I was amused when he implied that black people’s jobs have such little worth that they could be taken by illegal immigrants from insane asylums.

I laughed a lot at some of the absurd things he has said during this, but that claim so far has been the funniest. It’s phrased like he just ended a game of Clue but he can only communicate via conservative buzzwords.

Kamala just got a laugh out of me when she was talking about Trump inviting the Taliban to Camp David and she’s talking and then chokes on her words to look him up and down to try to find a PG-rated descriptor of him and ended up just saying “and this……… former president”.