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I’m a transgender illegal alien who recently went to jail and got a sex change. Anybody wanna share pet recipes?

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Hows about I share with you one of my favorites. Dog tongue soup with a dash of hamster meat! Yum.

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I was thinking more along the lines of big black cockatiel as long as I don’t have to foot the bill. But beggars can’t be choosers so I’ll take what you’re dishing.

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All I read was big black cock as long as a foot you’ll be taking.

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Wow they do sex changes in jail now? What futuristic country.

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Forcibly. Especially for children.

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59 points

And 79800% more likely to be shot by a cop.

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My poor little guy couldn’t put his hands up because he has paws instead 😔

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Yeah I bet he doesn’t even speak English.

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We don’t speak English in these parts, we speak 'Merican!

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Republican Governor cop

Fixed

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No, it’s true as-written too. Given that Kristi Noem shooting her dog is documented fact, whereas “immigrants are eating yer pets!!!111!” is entirely fictional bullshit pulled directly from some MAGA nutjob’s unwashed ass, 1 instance vs. 0 instances does indeed mean the former is (infinitely) more likely.

It’s just that a cop shooting your pet is even more likely (by several orders of magnitude) than a Republican governor doing it. But again, both are literally infinitely more likely than fictional lies that don’t happen.

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There are some cultures that eat dog BUUUUT the vast majority of immigrants to the US are not from those places.

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you probably eat pigs, but I don’t think the local farmer has to worry about you stealing one.

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In places where there is the consumption of animals that we consider pets, people don’t just like, steal someone’s cat or dog and eat the fucker. People love their pets and would get fucking mad if someone else killed it and ate it. I’m sure there might be rare exceptions where some shitty human goes and eats a pet, but there are crazy assholes everywhere (like the lady in Canton that everyone is claiming is Haitian). Places that eat animals farm those animals, whether it’s cows, chickens, or dogs.

You absolutely did not say that they eat pets there, just that they eat dog. I am positive you’re not insinuating anything bad, but I feel that it should be made abundantly clear for everyone else that nobody is eating pets anywhere.

God, this whole stupid thing pisses me off and has me making dumb comments. I should get off my damn phone.

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Came here to say this. Cops kill just so many dogs.

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Fuck, that Michigan case just ruined my morning.

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21 points

Don’t forget about getting shot in the face by a Republican Vice President

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I finally looked up this guy after seeing his leftist griftosphere reply guy antics on Twitter before Musk burned that site to the ground and it turns out he has a design company in New York. I checked out the website and boy, it does not look like he’s designed anything since the late 90s. No wonder he spends all his time posting gotchas on social media.

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He’s been busy designing clever clapbacks. They’re pretty good clapbacks, though.

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It’s sad

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