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“Ass or crotch, who wants what?”

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Beep beep beep

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we say that at the cats and dog. One of them is new and still learning, and the others GTFO of the way.

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I di this, but whistling to sound like a reversing vehicle.

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Unfunny actual - BEHIND

Office setting you get to be your emergency vehicle of choice. Personally fond of “ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

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Hehehe you said behind

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In German they have “Wahrschau” which coincidentally also sounds like the name of the capital in Poland, however it comes from shipping industry and to my knowledge is a shorter version of “Wahr nehmen und schauen” which roughly translates to “hey, look at me”. I might be wrong, but that’s what I’ve heard.

Edit: typo 😅 Edit 2: some more of my incompetence

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which confidently also is the name of the capital in Poland

Contrary to Krakow, which was never very confident and is therefore no longer the capital of Poland.

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I never heard that. When you say “shipping industry”, maybe it’s a northern thing?

Also: it’s “wahrnehmen”. You take it as real, not as it was.

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Sorry about the typo. My German is a rusty 😅 As to whether it’s a shipping or a northern thing, could be both. I used to study maritime navigation in northern Germany and this was a very common saying in between the maritime crowd. Did hear it out side of it though. But I might be mistaken.

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An old math/science teacher I know always says: „Vorsicht, heiß und fettig! Ungelernter Kellner!“

Which is german for:

Careful, hot and greasy! Untrained waiter!

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