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Just wear loud clothing so everyone can always tell when you’re moving. Something like corduroy pants, a windbreaker or a cowbell.

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RIGHT BETWEEN! DOWN THE LINE!

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HOOOOOT SOUP SOUP SOUP HOT HOT HOT SOUP HOT SOUP OH GOD IT BURNS HOT SOUP PLEASE MOVE HOT SOUP IT’S SOUP AND IT’S HOT I CHECKED HOT SOUP thank you

One time i yelled “I am holding a spider” and nobody ignored me.

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Just give quiet sexual moans with each person you pass.

Mmm… Oooh. Oh yeah that’s real nice.

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Why is OP working with tektites from Legend of Zelda?

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Hey man it’s tough right now in this economy.

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