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Americans aren’t getting any lockdowns in the next 4 years regardless of any pandemic.

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Oh we’re getting lockdowns alright, just not related to anything the WHO will recommend.

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31 points

What about the woke mind virus pandemic?

/s

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12 points

Maybe the brain worm one.

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28 points

How many lives have to be sacrificed for them to understand?

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41 points

About 65M.

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9 points

Rookie numbers

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Oh, you’re blaming voters instead of the elites. I wondered what your number was.

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11 points

They understand already

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7 points

Only those in red states who vote trump

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Oh we’ll get lockdowns

Anyone who’s even looks like the people of the country where the first case is identified will be locked down… in concentration camps.

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The only nice thing in America is that states can make their own laws; when the bird flu pandemic starts, sane states will institute rules to deal with it, they don’t need to wait for the federal government

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This. Federalism is such a blessing

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Literally the only blessing with America; I’d say the other one is freedom of religion, but they’re trying to get rid of that

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16 points

It won’t be the pandemic it will be curfews when Trump enacts Marshall Law to combat the “dangerous brown people” in our cities.

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4 points

That Marshall guy sounds like a dick

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I think GOP won’t go along

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1 point

so which country do you hail from?

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What’s the current meta for taking out an mrap or abrams?

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Since you apparently were not around just a few short years ago, that’s controlled by the states.

Your ignorance is astounding.

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Oh wow, burn!

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Thanks

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Yeah but if the president himself is telling the people to not worry about it, what hope do the states have in enforcing it.

See: Boris Johnson vs The Lockdowns, and what effect that had on the public.

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I could only BE so lucky. Lockdowns were a boon on both my partner’s and my life. I feel horrid for folks who were affected negatively but it was the best two years of our life, doing nothing but experiencing each other alone at home.

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I mis those days to. Cleaner air, relax living,…

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Yhe lack of traffic in London was amazing

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I loved lockdown. I had so much stuff in my chest freezer I got to use, we both lost a bunch of necessary weight due to actually following serving sizes. I beat like, three games in my backlog. Didn’t have to visit anybody, didn’t have to leave the house. I worked from home, and worked enough to pay off my student loans and buy two luxury watches. Plus donate to my alma mater’s fund for students stuck on campus. That was after my month long furlough, that is. Where I spent my time baking and cleaning and painting and every week I trimmed my facial hair into worse and worse creations to annoy my wife. We got an inflatable hot tub. I set up a project in the basement. We got a dog. It was one of the best years of my adult life.

Only downside is my grandma died.

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I’m so sorry about your gramma D: That absolutely sucks.

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I thought it was great. The streets were clean, the skies were clear, the lines at the supermarket were short, traffic was minor… and despite what people claimed, you could go out for a walk whenever you wanted, at least around here.

I talked to my neighbors much more during lockdown than I do these days.

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Unfortunately I actually fear this may happen with the rise of MPOX in the states. If the people in charge of HHS and the Pandemic Response team get gutted or mislead then I fear we will be back to COVID lockdown but for MPOX.

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Don’t worry, they would probably make any effective controls illegal at the federal level so no lockdowns, masks or vaccines for the next pandemic in the US.

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Hell, they’ll probably make us pay back the economic impact payments we got during the last pandemic.

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32 points

Don’t worry there won’t be a lockdown we’ll just die

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Hahahaha….ha…………ha looks around in silent alarm

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Welcome to the party, pal!

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Could still be for COVID. It’s still kicking around

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Ohh I know it’s still around but it’s it’s just endemic now and not pandemic. And we have a vaccine even if people don’t take it.

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It’s not endemic yet because it continues to mutate, and while vaccinations reduce how many people die, they do not equate to immunity, meaning infection rates continue to be unstable. It won’t hit endemic until the numbers are predictable, and that hasn’t happened yet.

Vaccinations also do not provide much in terms of protection from long covid. I would argue while the acute phase of covid may be working towards becoming endemic, the post-Covid condition is not. 11% of covid infections become long covid (that’s vaccinated and not combined) and 25% of those never go away. On top of this, risk of long covid increases every time someone contracts covid,as does the risk of it being permanent. So with no mitigations in place, we are pushing towards a mass disabling event that none of the health centres, governments, etc. are talking about.

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I’m not really worried about a Mpox pandemic as it only spreads by touch as far as we know. My concern is bird flu. We’re starting to see more cases of it infecting humans and if it turns into a pandemic is will likely be extremely deadly.

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Forget mpox, how about the bird flu in our dairy cows and the incoming administration wanting to promote raw milk?

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Due to pandemic or martial law?

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Yes

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Nuclear winter actually

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At least i won’t have to patrol the Mojave…

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11 points

I read this as marital law

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8 points

The way conservatives “think” it may as well be. American Taliban.

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Nuclear pandemic initiated martial law iirc

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Definitely the latter with RFK Jr. in charge of healthcare.

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2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing:

-Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course)

-Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries

-ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin

-Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism’s website (must bring own gallows parts)

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