“Stop or I will yell ‘stop’ again!”

I’m halfway through the article and still can’t tell if it’s the Georgia in the US or the one in Europe.

I don’t think Lincoln was a bitcoin.

… Wait. Oh, nevermind.

Was ist grün, und wenn man auf den Knopf drückt wirds rot?

A million seconds is a little over 11 days.

A billion seconds is a little over 31 years.

Billionaires should be required to count out their dollars individually every few days.

Honestly, I could imagine every single network reporting this exact headline and I wouldn’t bat an eye.

Add a Mass Effect Omni-Blade for Jadzia Dax Shepard Commander.

I hear the alphabet they’re teaching is also being used in some of the books banned in Florida for being too satanistically woke. Also some of the numbers that appear in Sesame Street were used in counting all the fraudulent votes in 2020 that were fraudulent because they had someone other than Trump selected.

More likely scenario:

People vote politicians who’ve been bribed to use taxpayer money to fast-track research into ways to enable AI to make people dependent on corporations while keeping the people docile and then squeezing them for all their money which is then used to enable the lifestyle in the comic for the corporation top knobs while keeping the wage-slaves free-market-empowered labourers too fed to die but too hungry to think about anything other than being grateful for the scraps they are allowed by their AI-fuelled overlords.

So basically the status quo, only now with AI. Yayy.

I dunno… Still better ratings than the star wars star cruiser hotel thingie.