Temptation

This is not biblically accurate. She should be naked, since she doesn’t yet have knowledge of good and evil, and god considers nudity evil, because he is a prude. But also he didn’t clothe Adam and Eve, cause he’s a perv.

My quip with the artistic choice is that they made Eve have very very long hair which could have served as breast cover. But they chose to add the inaccurate leaves…

Also bellybutton shouldn’t exist on Adam and Eve.

How do you think god counted them? Poke a finger in the belly.

or should it…

no, no, a birthing God entity is a gross thought, stop…

It’s actually just for support, they’re pretty heavy

And the bible never says the fruit was an apple

Given the era, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was actually a fig

It’s the garden of eden so there’s no reason to believe that it’s a fruit we have. My head canon is that it was a giant, fruit shaped flaming hot Cheeto

Probably edible bark.

And snakes don’t have human torsos.

so, something like this?

spoiler

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That demon was turned to a snake after the whole fruit debacle. Jod even gave a speech on how that would be a suitable punishment.

According to white men can’t jump it was a quince.

The comic is obviously of a theatre reproduction of the event.

To be fair they also didn’t have genitals since they can’t Fuck, so maybe they literally have nothing to be ashamed of.

Unrelated but they also shouldn’t have belly buttons because they weren’t born.

I don’t think that interpretation, i. e. the absent genitals, is canon.

so NOW we’re drawing the line?

today’s kids have the wildest headcanons smh

I still ship mary and god tho

Tell St. Augustine that.

…then how do they have children? where did Cain and Abel come from?

…and where did all the people that came after Cain and Abel come from? Who was their mother?

No genitals? Where did Eve’s children came from? She shat them?

I don’t know where did Eve come from?

Bottomless but not topless? Eden was a wild place!

Just like Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Wood

And my house after 2am.

And those girls at the party in Harold & Kumar 2.

Maybe she has a leaf at the front like they are often depicted

This implies that the garden of Eden was in the US as they’re the only ones that know what pumpkin spice even is.

Her wearing a bra even before having a bite suggests that too.

was going to say, she was supposed to be naked.

Maybe 10 years ago but nowadays it’s internationally much more ubiquitous

I don’t think many places share this seasonal pumpkin obsession.

Sure they do. Marketing people will try to sell us anything they can imagine. Maybe we’ll have a Thanksgiving in Finland at some point. We already have Black Friday. Great excuse to sell more stuff.

The “apple” was a persimmon?

Actually, the Bible just says it’s the fruit of a tree.

It could have been an orange, pomegranate, or banana.

Let’s go with Durian.

Or jackfruit. Or jaboticaba.

A nut, bit right through the shell

Weed, they got baked and leaned the knowledge of good and evil.

I bet it was a banana, bitches love warm bananas.

“apple” used to just mean “fruit”

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