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I don’t give a damn if the hooker orgasms or not. I just want to bust a nut and dance with the hooker dressed up to look like my mom.

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I always think of Kramer saying he faked orgasms, LOL. 🤣

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Or you could teach him. Better for both of you.

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Not everyone has the patience for that

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Oh and that is fine but then you have to ask yourself if you want to have a partnership with bad sex. If not, break up, or “teach” by communicating what you want, what is good and what is bad. There is no alternative, accept bad sex, break up, teach.

(Technically, you could let them have sex outside of the partnership to study, but… Well, not my cup of tea)

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If you aren’t willing to learn and grow with your partner you should stick to masturbating

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Skill issue

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Yeah, please. Why be deceptive? It serves no one.

Better yet, take responsibility for your own pleasure. Play an active role in getting what you want out of the act. Communicate. Why wouldn’t you?

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I’ve heard from a lot of women that a portion of men take any attempt to provide suggestions as a direct attack on their masculinity

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Not just men, I’m a lesbian and I’ve experienced this with women too. Some people are really sensitive to constructive criticism especially during intimacy.

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Well that’s just two reasons not to date them since those guys all probably listen to Tate.

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