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Get your hands off me you damn dirty APE!

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May they never be sent back to any research facility again.

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“Alpha Genesis” is such a movie-villain company name, too. They call themselves “Primate Research Specialists.”

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If you’re into following evil research companies check out Ridglan Farms.

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Is this that movie with Dustin Hoffman?

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… Rain Man?!?

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No Kung Fu Panda

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Silly rabbit, Master Shifu is a red panda!

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Outbreak

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Thanks. I know, I was just making a silly joke.

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Someone get them on a bus to Florida stat!

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Time to write my christmas list!

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Monkey Shines was a great movie.

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