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43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows(www.cbsnews.com)

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justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Army of the 43 monkeys, sounds like a bad sequel. Would definitely watch!

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Lord Wiggle@lemmy.world
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One is becoming president… Again…

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jordanlund@lemmy.world
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I’d be in trouble because I’d be setting up an Anne Frank attic refuge… for monkeys!

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lordnikon@lemmy.world
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Isn’t this how planet of the apes started. I would say humans had a good run but honestly we really didn’t. I welcome being replaced by apes. Hopefully they do a better job than we did.

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Decoy321@lemmy.world
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I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.

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RangerJosie@lemmy.world
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Monkey Shines was a great movie.

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SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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Someone get them on a bus to Florida stat!

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SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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Time to write my christmas list!

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