1 point

Get your hands off me you damn dirty APE!

permalink
report
reply
15 points

May they never be sent back to any research facility again.

permalink
report
reply
2 points

“Alpha Genesis” is such a movie-villain company name, too. They call themselves “Primate Research Specialists.”

permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

If you’re into following evil research companies check out Ridglan Farms.

permalink
report
parent
reply
18 points

Army of the 43 monkeys, sounds like a bad sequel. Would definitely watch!

permalink
report
reply
4 points

One is becoming president… Again…

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

Isn’t this how planet of the apes started. I would say humans had a good run but honestly we really didn’t. I welcome being replaced by apes. Hopefully they do a better job than we did.

permalink
report
reply
3 points

I dunno, man. None of these monkeys are Andy Serkis.

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points

Someone get them on a bus to Florida stat!

permalink
report
reply
3 points
*
2 points

Time to write my christmas list!

permalink
report
parent
reply

Not The Onion

!nottheonion@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome

We’re not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from…
  2. …credible sources, with…
  3. …their original headlines, that…
  4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

Community stats

  • 7.1K

    Monthly active users

  • 604

    Posts

  • 11K

    Comments

Community moderators