Before I met my wife, I was incomplete. Now I’m finished.

lol

This time it’ll work!

womp womp

Probably The Naked Gun

Jesus, now that requires a college degree?

Fetch sounds streets ahead.

This is a cool idea and thanks for the great tool.

If you gamble and fart and and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Also the controllers break constantly and Sony just raised the price on those.

I always liked the quote, “If you see someone stealing food, no you didn’t.”

It familiarizes Americans with her and hopefully gets people off the couch to vote. Trump is working with limited numbers, if there’s a great turnout, she wins.