Also they think it’s their only hope of sex, because nobody willingly chooses them.

I imagine it looks like boogers when you have a bad cold.

Crusader Kings recently finally got its claws into me. Fun fact: the game DOES have a moral compass of sorts, because eventually, your incestuous off-spring can be too mentally handicapped to have further children with.

So it’s not all bad.

How can this NOT mean that all CIA agents are like Mr. Magoo?

How do you fail at a singular task more than 600 times and still have the world think you’re some fearsome spy force?

“Well, sure, he was knocked out 638 times, but those 2 decision victories sure were something… Greatest boxer of all-time!”

These days, it’s zero crying for me, but that first time, I had a loooot to work through. And I was in an unfamiliar place/country. And my friends didn’t take theirs and went to sleep, leaving me awake by myself. And then I took my friend’s dose, too, because it “wasn’t doing anything.”

I’ll just stick to streaming it free, thanks.

It counts much more.

“Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes”

This data at least suggests that iced coffee might turn people bisexual.

You sure are! 🤗