91 points

A little irresponsible leaving it unguarded with the iris open.

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Name one system lord that would have any use for Ohio…

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63 points

JD Vance does wear a suspicious amount of eyeliner….

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Fuck me how did I never even consider the guy who fucks couches might be a tape worm driving a people suit. Did RFK Jr know too much? Did the worms really eat his brain??

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16 points

Casualties are to be expected.

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9 points

Wasn’t the iris something the military built after relocating the gate? If so maybe it was never found before. I mean it is in Ohio…

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8 points

Yep. The iris is an SGC addition to the gate

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The mechanical iris was a later addition, before that there was a stone cover. Without either anyone can come through from the other side.

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The mechanical iris was a later addition, before that there was a stone cover. Without either anyone can come through from the other side.

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9 points

Ah its fine, the put it upside down so anyone who attempts to use it falls on their head!

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81 points

It’s been active and open for decades, but no one has ever arrived through it.
Cause it leads to just outside Ashland, Ohio off of I-71.

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The worst stargate.

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12 points

Ohio, a state so miserable even the Goa’uld aren’t interested.

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Ugh don’t you hate it when an active connection blocks the use of the stargate network for everyone.

Truly a 90s moment.

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7 points

The possum Homeworld

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Pretty useless without the DHD. Must be meant as a one way dumping gate to send people to Ohio.

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Found the DHD, covered by some shrubs.

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Oh Jesus.

Anyone have some valid Stargate addresses? I’m done with this stupid planet.

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TO Ohio? No, that can’t be right. Who would design a transportation method of that technical marvel, and choose OHIO as it’s destination?

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They’re after the cats.

See, he was right all along.

/s (just in case)

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OOOOH! It all makes sense now!

They weren’t talking about people from Haiti, they were talking about people from 8E. Planet 8E in their catalog of habitable worlds accessible by stargate.

Because those fuckers do eat dogs.

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Just don’t mention it on the conservative communities, otherwise it’ll be the next conspiracy theory on sneaking voters into a swing state.

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Read that as sand people to Ohio and thought, that’s a different fiction.

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Fake fan, the Chevrons are in the wrong place, should be one at the top.

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It can be rotated, no? Doesn’t seem to be in a working state right now.

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Works fine horizontally as we saw in Area 51, this one just isn’t mounted to a ramp. The real question is where’s the DHD

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7 points

You can dial manually as long as you bring your own power source.

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6 points

Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads Chevrons

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Yeah there’s no DHD visible here. Maybe they’ve jerry-rigged their own!

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If I can figure out the hieroglyphics, we may be able to get the two stranded space-station-auts back into the space station. I just need to recalculate the jump coordinates using a simple DM and a hairpin…oh and also a small university lab that I’ll get access to using the hairpin. Don’t worry about the details.

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Spinning is better than not spinning.

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Maybe it’s just misaligned.

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39 points

Theres a Tollan Stargate in Perth:

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That’s cool, any details or link to share?

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It’s classified.

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