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As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive

Then I would definitely hold the steering wheel.

Oh, that makes it easier!

Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.

Take her to a knightclub

Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?

The image hoster (freakin’ Fandom) seems to be blocking cross-origin requests.

Reupload to catbox.moe:

BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT

(This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)

If it’s not a real address, why is it letting me send all of these bitcoins to it?

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I’m a 6’2 bearded man)

Wouldn’t it be nice to be the little spoon once in a while?

I thought that was only when they fart… Or is that just another thing I shouldn’t have said out loud

The bachelor in distress then

I’m a 5’6 beardless man, we could make this a leaning Tower of Pisa

Help her save France from the English.

Or burn her for being a witch and falsely claiming knighthood, depending on your team.

Found the Burgundian

What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)

What’s the best way to polish that?

Give it to your squire.

I usually attack it with a terrycloth and some Flitz. A little will go a surprisingly long way.

There are various methods of oiling, waxing, or otherwise preserving it afterwards. I prefer boiled linseed oil for that, personally.

In Ye Modern Times, you could also just make your mail out of something that doesn’t rust. I didn’t, though.

Angle grinder and a buffing pad with a heavy dose of Sex Wax

Hahaha! “Buffing pad”.

Basic Training PTSD coming back – but on a Canadian base with some Brasso and so.many.doors.

Clothes dryer and a bucket of sand would probably work.
Plus you can sell the self-dismantled dryer for parts after.

Thanks.

I have a set of matching super historically authentic pants in the same pattern and material (with suspenders!) as well. I might even still fit in them, but I haven’t tried in a while.

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